About Me

About me?

….I’m Kristen, most people call me “K”, I tend to prefer that – as generally people are stupid and unable to pronounce my name.

When I’m not farting, swearing or making small children cry – I really rather enjoy painting my nails, buying shoes and other random beauty/whatever stuff; so I decided to create two blogs, one for my girly shit & another for me to generally just be a massive gob-shite and rant about whatever.