Oi! Fucking mentalist coffin dodger in the mobility cart – driving in the middle of the cunting fucking road:
1. Move out the way you fucking arsewipe!
2. MOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Go broom-broom bye-bye!
3. Why are you driving in the middle of the road up a busy high street? huh? WHY?! WHY???
– oh, and move you fucking burk!!
I need to be somewhere on time, so travelling at a maximum of 4mph aint gonna cut it buddy.
Turn off, pull over – sprout some fucking wings & fly away, just do whatever the fuck you gotta do & get out of the damn buses way, Now! – before I jump off this bus & go all road rage on yo’ crazy head, mofo.