I don’t really have that much to say about this – apart from this has got to be the best advert I’ve seen in the past few years…..
I do think £27 is a little bit expensive for an ugly chunk of plastic (or £49.99 for the wooden version) But the ‘science’ behind it is correct –
Unicorns do poop rainbow icecream & You gotta squat to help your bot – exit that plop-plop.
For the cheap & thrifty – just stack a few thick books/catalogues (- like the yellow pages) by the loo to place your feet on and that’ll do the same damn thing.
Personally, when I’m constipated – I go for a different approach – the Poo claw! – I just insert a covered finger up my bum & help ease out those tiny little nuggets – and that works a treat – and that’s also a lovely little thought to end this post on, making sure none of you fuckers will ever want to shake my hand.