Creepy man at the bus stop, don’t be creepy!
Don’t creep up behind a total stranger and murmur “eh-lo beh-be” in their ear.
Because, 1. It’s really fucking creepy, you cunt.
and 2. As you discovered – you startled me; So you got the knee jerk reaction of a wallopp to your mid section.
No, I’m really not sorry.
I also do not want to talk to you, that’s why I’ve told you to fuck off.